“How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being?”
— Oscar Wilde (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

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But it was funny, because he was talking about, "Man, I’m like putting on this weight, and I’m retaining all this water," and I’m like, "You’re such a girl, dude." And then he does that and his pants rip, and I just couldn’t hold it in, it was hilarious. What an idiot.

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Truer words have never been said.

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when my mum holds my hand in public


when my mum holds my hand in public

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A collection of some of tumblr’s best asks

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honestly sometimes in school people say the most ridiculous shit and I make this face and look somewhere at an imaginary camera like I’m on The Office

My school has security cameras in every classroom and I’ve done this at least 3 times each class this entire year. Today the security guard came up to me and told me I was his hero. 

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i wish there was a way of saying: “i saw that like 6 months ago on tumblr.” without sounding like a pretentious douche 

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'cause every song is like gold teeth, grey goose, green moose, guava juice, giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

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